Never Lie to Your Woman
This is from Pauline who gave it to Elizabeth aka Cleffairy
I thought it was morally cute and wanted to share.
I’d like to share this with you guys today. Again, it’s from my friend Pauline. Cheers, and have a nice day.
A man called home to his wife and said, ‘Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up’ ‘Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ‘
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?’
You’ll love the answer, folks. …….
The wife replied, ‘I did, dear. They’re in your fishing box! …’
Moral of the story, ladies and gents…
Never Ever Lie To A Woman…!!!
It pays to stay true to yourself; remember the movie What Lies Beneath”.
All the best to you and yours,